'Countless Horrors' Shirt
The world is a nightmare but there's mozzarella sticks at the end of it, so here we are.
This is the life philosophy no one asked you to put on a shirt, but honestly it needed to be said. We're all just rats in an eldritch hellscape chasing whatever our cheese is. And the ones who know it are funnier than the ones who don't. This shirt tells people exactly where your priorities are. They'll respect it.
- Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
- Durable print that won't crack or fade
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
The horrors aren't going anywhere. The cheese won't wait forever.
Original: $33.00
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$9.90'Countless Horrors' Shirt
The world is a nightmare but there's mozzarella sticks at the end of it, so here we are.
This is the life philosophy no one asked you to put on a shirt, but honestly it needed to be said. We're all just rats in an eldritch hellscape chasing whatever our cheese is. And the ones who know it are funnier than the ones who don't. This shirt tells people exactly where your priorities are. They'll respect it.
- Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
- Durable print that won't crack or fade
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
The horrors aren't going anywhere. The cheese won't wait forever.
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The world is a nightmare but there's mozzarella sticks at the end of it, so here we are.
This is the life philosophy no one asked you to put on a shirt, but honestly it needed to be said. We're all just rats in an eldritch hellscape chasing whatever our cheese is. And the ones who know it are funnier than the ones who don't. This shirt tells people exactly where your priorities are. They'll respect it.
- Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
- Durable print that won't crack or fade
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
The horrors aren't going anywhere. The cheese won't wait forever.
